"If
advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products
as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
Will Rogers.
"If you
think your boss is stupid remember; you wouldn't have a job if he was
smarter."
Albert Grant.
"A lot of
people become pessimists from financing optimists."
CT Jones.
"A verbal
contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."
Samuel Goldwyn.
"We
didn't actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short
of our expenditure."
Keith Davis.
"Any
organisation is like a septic tank. The really big chunks rise to the
top."
John Imhoff.
"His
insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours."
Arthur Baer.
"I don't
want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth--even
if it costs him his job."
Samuel Goldwyn.
"Today's
payslip has more deductions than a Sherlock Holmes novel."
Raymond Cvikota.
"To make
a long story short, there's nothing like having a boss walk in."
Doris Lilly. |