"A criminal
is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to
form a corporation."
Howard Scott.
"I'm
spending a year dead for tax reasons."
Douglas Adams.
"I always
arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
Charles Lamb.
"In Italy
for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and
bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the
Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five
hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The
cuckoo clock."
Orson Welles.
"Only one
thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on
the planet."
Mark Twain.
"The
definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows, your watch, tells you
the time and then charges you for the privilege."
letter in the Times newspaper.
"In the
business world an executive knows something about everything, a
technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator
knows everything."
Harold Coffin.
"The
first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you."
Charles Dickens.
"Few
great men would have got past personnel."
Paul Goodman.
"When I
asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in
now he thought for a long time and said, 'Yes, death would help'."
Robert Morley. |
