QUOTE
"You
can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can
with a kind word alone."
Al Capone. |
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a
jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."
A Congressional Candidate in Texas.
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"A
fool and his money are soon elected."
Will Rogers. |
"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie
speaks."
Robin Williams. |
"Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of
both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught
himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in."
Harry S. Truman. |
"A
committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing
but together can decide that nothing can be done."
Fred Allen. |
"Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"
Tom Lehrer. |
"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house,
and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary,
an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife."
James H. Kabbler III. |
"It
is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."
Dan Quayle. |
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR
officers."
Daniel J. Boorstin. |
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"I don't
make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."
Will Rogers. |
"Americans have different ways of saying things. They say
"elevator", we say "lift" ... they say "President", we say "stupid
psychopathic git."
Alexai Sayle. |
"In
America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of
the risks he takes."
Adlai Stevenson. |
"The
President has kept all the promises he intended to keep."
Clinton aide George Stephanopolous.
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"The
Internet is a gateway to get on the net."
Bob Dole. |
"It
isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it."
Dan Quayle. |
"I
haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the
law."
David Dinkins, New York City Mayor.
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"Outside
of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the
country."
Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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"I'm not
going to have some reporters pawing through our papers We are the
president."
Hillary Clinton. |
