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>>Top 5 Telegrams
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>TELEGRAM #1
>A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her
>clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as:
>"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
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>TELEGRAM #2
>A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill
>station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were
>here." The m essage received by wife: "I wish you were
>her."
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>TELEGRAM #3
>A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway
>station to return to her husband. At the reservation
>counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket.
>Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the
>queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent
>a telegram to her husband which reached as: "Shall be
>coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth
>to an old lady."
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>TELEGRAM #4
>A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by
>throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.
>The salesman asks him what message he wants put on the
>cake. Well, he thinks for a while and says: let's put,
>"You are not getting older you are getting better".
>The salesman asks "how do you want me to put it?" The
>man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the
>top and "You are getting better" at the bottom. The
>real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the
>entire party watched the message decorated on the
>cake: "You are not getting older at the top, You are
>getting better at the bottom".
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>TELEGRAM #5
>A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her
>parent's house in Delhi. When the man went to Ajmer,
>he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife
>indicating about his trip to Ajmer. He sent a
>telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she
>fainted. It was written: "Sethji aaj mar gaye !"
>(Sethji Ajmer gaye)
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