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> > SARDARS ARE BACK !!
> > >
> > > Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University
> > > final examination which consists of Y/N type
> > > questions. He takes his seat in the Examination hall,
> > > stares at the question paper for five
> > > minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his
> > > wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the
> > > coin and marking the answer sheet - Y for Heads and N
> > > for Tails.
> > >
> > > Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest
> > > of the class is sweating it out. During the last few
> > > minutes, he is seen desperatley throwing the coin,
> > > swearing and sweating. The invigilator,alarmed,
> > > approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I
> > > finished the exam in half an hour". "But yaar", he
! > > > says, " I am rechecking my answers.">
> > >
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> > >
> > > A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes
> > > to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket
> > > number. The Sardar says, "I want my 20 lakhs. The man
> > > replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give
> > > you one lakh today and then you'll get the rest spread
> > > out for the next 19 weeks."
> > > The Sardar said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right
> > > now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explained
> > > that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest
> > > during the next 19 weeks.
> > > The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, "Look,
> > > I want my money! If you're not going to give me my 20
> > > lakhs ! right now, then I want my five rupees back!"
> > >
> > >
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> > > Three men were applying for the same job as a
> > > detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one
> > > was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant
> > > just one question and base his decision upon that
> > > answer. When the Jewish man arrived for his interview,
> > > the chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The
> > > Jewish man answered without hesitation "The Romans
> > > killed him." The chief thanked him and he left.
> > > When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the
> > > chief asked the same question. He replied Jesus was
> > > killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man
> > > who then left.
> > > Finally the Sardarji ar! rived for his interview, he
> > > was asked the same question. He thought for a long
> > > time, before saying, "Could I have some time to think
> > > about it?" The chief said, "OK, but get back to me
> > > tomorrow." When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife
> > > asked "How was the interview
> > > ?". Pat came the reply, "Great, I got the job, and
> > > I'm already investigating a murder."
> > >
> > >
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> > >
> >
> > Santa and Banta Singh were bitter enemies. Santa
> > > lived on the 1st and Banta on the 7th floor of the
> > > same building. One day the lift was out of order and
> > > Banta Singh decided to play a trick on Santa and
> > > called him for dinner to his house at 7:30 pm. So
> > ! > Santa huffing and puffing manages to reach the 7th
> > > floor. To his dismay he finds a big lock on the door
> > > and a message - 'HA HA ULLU BANA DIA!'
> > > Santa is angry but thinks a lot and finally writes
> > > his reply below Banta's message - 'MAIN TO YAHAN AAYA
> > > HI NAHIN THA!!'
> > >
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> > >
> > >
> > > There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In
> > > order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid
> > > and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground,
> > > grabbed a kid, took him
> > > behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
> > > The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've
> > > kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a
> > > paper bag & put it beneath the! mango tree next to the
> > > slide on the north side of the city play
> > > ground".Signed, "A Sardarji".
> > > The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt
> > > and sent him home to show it to his parents.
> > > The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough
> > > a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The
> > > Sardarji opened up the bag and found the $10,
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