As Tailor (A)
fits customer (B) and calls out measurements, college
boy (C) mistakes them for football signals and makes
a flying tackle at clothing dummy (D). Dummy bumps
head against paddle (E) causing it to pull hook
(F) and throw bottle (G) on end of
folding hat rack (H) which spreads and pushes head of
cabbage (I) into net (J). Weight
of cabbage pulls cord (K) causing shears (L)
to cut string (M). Bag of sand (N)
drops on scale (O) and pushes broom (P)
against pail of whitewash (Q) which upsets all over
you causing you to look like a marble statue and making it impossible
for you to be recognized by bill collectors.
Don't worry about posing as any particular historical statue
because bill collectors don't know much about art.
