You GOT a score of 0 out of 11
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This is based on the Simon Evans score rating system
answers below

Now Here's the Twist;), your answers not only can tell your current intelligence, but the combination can also forecast your upcoming love life:

Your Projected Love Life: still no comment

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0-4 People: We know you have no friends, don't look for anything good in your life
5-10: Your life will take a sudden turn for good in the next 2 weeks
11-20: Your love life now multiplied by your score
20 or more: Your life is guaranteed to get much better in the next week or less!
 

The Answer Key

      Is there a Fourth of July in England?
      Yes, it comes after the third of July!

      How many birthdays does the average man have?
      1 Just one!

      Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
      12, all of them!

      How many outs are there in an inning?
      6, three per side!

      Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
      No - because he is dead!

      Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
     70, (30  divided by 1/2 equals 60! Takes some thinking.....

      If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

       2, you took them, remember?

      A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
      60  -    Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take  the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd.

      A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are  left?
      9

      How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
     0. Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!

      How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
      12. There are 12  2 cent stamps in a dozen!