Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between
comes A well. Luv falls
into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!
 

Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ???
socho....... nahi pata..??
Answer- D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold
Chalo ab batao
 

Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
This is quite simple.. .....
Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu
thi :-))
 

A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....
 

Question: What will u call a person who is leaving
India??
Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
 

Question: What will u call a person who leaves India,
but doesn't travel
much??
Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).
 

- RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans: TAILOR

Q - SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans: Sita MEMORY hai
 

Once upon a time in an elephant school some loafer
elephants were sitting
on a wall.
A sexy female elephant passes by. what do the loafer
elephants say about
her?
36000 - 24000 - 36000 !!!
 

Q- Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya
tha ?
Ans: Adidas.

Q- Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble
brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to
Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? Ans: Tendulkar is an opener

Q- What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and
"Indian Cricket Team" Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad"
aataa hai

Q- Who is Joe?
"Kambakth ishq" - Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"
 

And of course, the grand finale............The
Madrasi said, I want to
see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai.......

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D