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> Recently the father of physics Newton made a visit to
>earth upon hearing that an Indian movie star is
>challenging his theories. So he decided to watch
>Indian movies.
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> In a movie, Rajnikant suffers from a brain(?!)tumor
>which,according to the doctors can't be cured and his
>death is imminent.Then, in one of the fights,Rajnikant
>is shot in the head. The bullet passes thru his head
>taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured.
>Long Live Rajni
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> In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 2
>gangsters.Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only
>one bullet. Guess,what he does? He holds a knife in
>his hand and shoots the bullet towards the knife. The
>knife cuts the bullet in 2 pieces and kills both the
>gangsters.
> Then Rajnikant says, "Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun
>ne sabko Chiraa".
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> In one of the other movies, Rajnikant is chased
>by a gangster. Apne Rajnikant ke paas gun hai par goli
>nahi hai. Guess, what he does? He waits for the
>gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,
>Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his gun and
>catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet
>compartment and fires his gun.Bang... And the gangster
>dies.....
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> In yet another movie, our Rajnikant is put in a
>jail and he is wearing a cap.... then in the cell he
>looks around and suddenly puts his finger in a wall
>(uses his finger as drill machine) makes a hole ..
>then takes pen out of his pocket puts the pen in the
>hole .. Then he takes off his Cap and hangs it on the
>pen .....style hai bhai ..
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> This was too much for our Newton to take and he
>was completely pissed and he wanted to go hell and
>never to heaven again.
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> But he happened to see a Rajnikanth movie for one
>last time and thought that atleast one movie will
>follow his theory of physics. The whole movies goes
>fine and newton is happy that all in the world hasnt
>changed. Oops not so fast. The climax finally
>arrives. Rajni gets to know that the villian is on the
>the other side of a very High wall. So high that Rajni
>can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman
>techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajni has to
>desparalety kill the villian because its the climax
>(newton dada is smiling since it is virtually
>impossible)...Rajni suddenly pulls two guns from his
>pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the
>air and when the gun has reached the height of the
>wall ,he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in
>air, with his second gun.Now the first gun fires off
>and the villian is dead.
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> Newton was convinced that all his logics and laws
>in physics were just a huge pile Of junk and
>apologized for everything he had done...
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