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Logic is a systematic method of coming to
the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers
something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond
recognition.
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the
first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the
fundamental solvency of the firm.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as it electrical cord.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he
knows absolutely everything about nothing.
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe
you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be
sure.great discoveries are made by mistake.
Always draw your curves, then plot your reading.
If anything can go wrong, it will
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that
will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will
happen then
If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can
go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will
promptly develop
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
Mother nature is a bitch.
Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics
Things get worse under pressure.
The Murphy Philosophy
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws
Everything goes wrong all at once.
Murphy's Constant
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
Love Laws
All the good ones are taken.
If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
This constant is always zero.
Sent by Van Den Bossche Jochen
The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to
how much you love them.
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
Nice guys (girls) finish last.
The good ones die first.
Sent by Henry
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the
minute they find someone else.
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