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"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his
wife." |
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"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!" |
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"A
woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke." |
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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog,
it's too dark to read." |
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"Why
was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me
more of you than you do!" |
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"Women should be obscene and not heard." |
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"Either he's dead or my watch has stopped." |
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"I
don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as
members." |
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"I
must confess, I was born at a very early age." |
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"I
have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." |
