As you walk past cobbler
shop, hook (A) strikes suspended boot (B),
causing it to kick football (C) through goal posts
(D). Football drops into basket (E)
and string (F) tilts sprinkling can, (G)
causing water to soak coat tails (H). As coat
shrinks, cord (I) opens door (J) of
cage, allowing bird (K) to walk out on perch
(L) and grab worm (M) which is attached to
string (N). This pulls down window shade (O)
on which is written, "YOU SAP, MAIL THAT LETTER."
A simple way to avoid all this trouble is to marry a wife who
can't write.
