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Nonsense Series:
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?
Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar......
Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !
( No questions on what happened to trihathar please )
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain......
jaise kaal chamak rahe the !!!
mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
mujhe kyon infinite loop me dal rahe hai??
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ....
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??
Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ke kal raat maine itna kyon khaya.
Gum woh cheez hai...
Gum woh cheez hai...
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai.
Thoda Sense Series:
Jo pyaali mein mazaa woh Thaali mein kahan
Jo saali se mazaa gharwaali se kahan.
Mat pee sharab galib masjid mein baith kar
Ek hi botal hai, kahin khuda na mang le.
Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
aur khuda tumse puche..
'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '
Teri julf kya hai raat ka saaya hai
Sar muda deeya to sawera ho jayega.
Tere ishk me janam kya se kya haal ho gaya
Badan se badboo aa rahee hai , nahay jamana ho gaya .
Pucho na hame pyar ne hame diya hain kya..
Khali jeb aur dher sara khandala ka bill , aur kya!
Aaj chand khila hain kuch Is tarah,
Topi nikaalne par tumhare khopdi ki tarah.
Aji pharmaiye zara sarkar ke kya haal hain,
Sarkar ka kya..vo to kab ki gir gayi.. abhi CARETAKER se kaam chala rahe
hain
Door se dekha Series:
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi...
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi...
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha...
Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa...
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya.
Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi naihn.
Ad Series:
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao.
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Sin (Theta) / Cos(Theta) = Tan(Theta)
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya....
Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.
Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
Are Tankha milti hai aur time pass hota hai.
GHALIB ....
Aur, end me Ghalib ke liye ek dam fit sher.
Kyon apni kabar khod raha hai Ghalib...
Kyon apni kabar khod raha hai Ghalib...
La, phawda mujhe de.
The Complete No-Sense Ghalib Collection
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