A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital
with an inflamed appendix.
The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the
patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest.
Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him
about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down
enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped very firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of
adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large
black letters was the sentence.
"Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."