Shut Them Up

12/22/08

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SMS Joke    I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.



 

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SMS Joke    Hello, this is Death. Please answer when you're ready.



 

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SMS Joke    Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?



 

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SMS Joke    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.



 

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SMS Joke    News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message



 

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SMS Joke    I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...



 

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SMS Joke    You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!



 

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SMS Joke    Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!



 

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SMS Joke    You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!



 

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SMS Joke    I wish you lots of itching and short arms.

 

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