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Funny SMS Jokes..
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Category: Shut Them Up SMS Jokes |
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SMS Joke |
I used to
have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
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Category: Shut Them Up SMS Jokes |
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SMS Joke |
Hello, this
is Death. Please answer when you're ready.
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Category: Shut Them Up SMS Jokes |
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SMS Joke |
Do you ever
notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an
idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
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Category: Shut Them Up SMS Jokes |
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SMS Joke |
This dog, is
dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog,
busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the
word dog.
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Category: Shut Them Up SMS Jokes |
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SMS Joke |
News: 3
Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another
playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt
message
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Category: Shut Them Up SMS Jokes |
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SMS Joke |
I think you
are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a
moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
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Category: Shut Them Up SMS Jokes |
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SMS Joke |
You are so
beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like
animals!!!
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Category: Shut Them Up SMS Jokes |
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SMS Joke |
Will we play
the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and
ugly!!!
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Category: Shut Them Up SMS Jokes |
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SMS Joke |
You have the
face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
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Category: Shut Them Up SMS Jokes |
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SMS Joke |
I wish you
lots of itching and short arms. |
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