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> Here's PUNJOO version. Best heard in a typical
> Punjabi accent
> wherein the second syllable/vowel in many words
> is often clipped away in spoken punjabi-english.
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> P'njaaab Airways : IN-FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT
>
> Gud marning, Ladies and Gen'lemen.
> P'rajee aur Behnjee. Sat Sri 'kaal.
> On behalf of Captaan Balbir Singh 'Bobby',
> this is your Flight Supervisor Banta Singh "Bunty"
> welcoming to you on the P'njaaab Airways
> flight no. 9211 (Nau Do Gyaraah) to Ludhiana.
> We apalogize for the two-day delay in taking off,
> b'cause the sun was not shining brightly in the fog.
>
> And we are knowing the sun does not shine in the
> night.
> Landing in Ludhiana is not dafinite,
> but with good luck we can be landing d'rectly in
> your v'llage.
> P'njaab Airways has exc'llaant record for safety.
> In fact our safety standards are so high
> that even the fully trained taarrists
> and hijackers are afraid to fly with us.
> I am pleased to 'nounce that starting this year
> over 90% of our p'ssaingers have reached to their
> dest'nation.
> or the rest 10%, the P'njaab Airways staff has lots
> of experience
> for consoling the next-of-kin.
> Our Hostess Bubbly Kaur will be haippy
> to brief you on our out-of-court settlement
> policies.
> If engines are too noisy, on p'ssainger request,
> we can turn them off for comfart,
> but your flight will become late
> and you may become the late also.
> For our religious p'ssaingers, we are the only
> airline
> who can help you to contact God at once.
> In case of sudden loss of cabin pressure,
> Holy Books will be quickly distributed.
> We regret that today's in-flight movie will not be
> shown
> as we could not record it from the tallyvision due
> to power cut.
> But we will be flying right naxt to Air India,
> where their movie can be seen from the right side
> cabin windows.
> These windows have been opened for your viewing
> convenience.
> For p'ssaingers on left side,
> we have put binoculars under the seat.
> If AirIndia flight is again cancelled,
> then for your in-flight ent'tainment,
> our hostesses Bubbly Kaur & Cuckoo Kaur will do the
> Bhangra
> with flight stewards Pappu and Tappu.
> Oye, Balle Balle!!
> Your in-flight Menu has a choice of Chicken Tikka
> Masala,
> Tandoori Fish, Dal makhani, unlimited P'ronthas and
> Lassi.
> There is a half charge for Red Label Whiskey
> served from Black Label bottles.
> Patiala pegs will be served only on Patiala flights.
>
> As per safety rules,
> smoking is not allowed on all P'njaab Airways
> flights over P'njaab.
> Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early
> warning system on the engines.
> Please to read the 'structions on the Safety Card in
> seat pocket
> in your front side. It is not a hand fan.
> The P'ssainger behind you must read the card in your
> backside.
> Life jackets are placed under your seats
> for emergency water landings on any of our 5 rivers.
>
> Do not use life jackets on the land.
> Kindly keep your seat in upright position for
> take-off & landing.
> Please be seated first and then fasten your
> seatbelts.
> We are about to take-off.
> Thank you once again for flying with P'njaab
> Airways.
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