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12/22/08

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>>Apna STATE - BIHAR
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>>DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHARUM
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>>NOTE: If you dont know the answers, please copy from another
>>applikason phorum and submit. For further instructions, see bottom of
>>applikason. Please do not shoot the person at the applikason kounter.
>>He will give you the license immediately.
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>>Last name: (Yadav/Sinha/Pandey/Mishra/do not know)
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>>First name:
>>( _ ) Ramprasad
>>( _ ) Lakhan
>>( _ ) Sivaprasad
>>( _ ) Lalooprasad
>>( _ ) Dont know
>>(Tick in appropriate box)
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>>Age:
>>( _ ) Less than gero
>>( _ ) Gero
>>( _ ) Greater than gero
>>( _ ) Don't know
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>>Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ not sure _____ not applicable
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>>Chappal Size: ____ Left ____ Right
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>>Occupation:
>>( _ ) Politician
>>( _ ) Doodhwala
>>( _ ) Pehelwaan
>>( _ ) House wife
>>( _ ) Un-employed
>>( _ ) Goonda
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>>Spouse's Name: __________________________
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>>Relationship with spouse :
>>( _ ) Sister
>>( _ ) Brother
>>( _ ) Aunt
>>( _ ) Uncle
>>( _ ) Cousin
>>( _ ) Pet
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>>( _ ) Kept
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>>Number of children living in household: ___doz
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>>Number that are yours: ___
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>>Mother's Name: _______________________
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>>Her Husband's name: _______________________
>>(If not sure, leave blank)
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>>Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
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>>Do you ( _ )own or ( _ )rent or ( _ )forcibly occupy your home?
>>(Check appropriate box)
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>>___ Total number of vehicles you own
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>>___ Number of vehicals that still crank
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>>___ Number of vehicals in front yard
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>>___ Number of vehicals in back yard
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>>___ Number of vehicals on cement blocks
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>>___ Number of vehicals on four legs
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>>Firearms you own and where you keep them:
>>____ truck
>>____ bedroom
>>____ bathroom
>>____ kitchen
>>____ shed
>>____ Waist
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>>Model and year of your vehical(s) _____________ 194_
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>>Do you have a gun rack? ( _ )Yes ( _ ) No; If no, please explain.
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>>Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to, though you cannot read,
>>( _ ) Champak
>>( _ ) Indrajal
>>( _ ) Chacha Choudhary
>>( _ ) The Great Bihar Dairy
>>( _ ) Blank sheets
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>>___ Number of times you've SHOT a political
>>leader/policeman/anybody
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>>___ Number of times you've SHOT another person exactly like you
>>___
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>>Number of times you've SHOT yourself.(SHOOTING YOURSELF IN
>>MIRROR IS
>>POOR SHOOTING)
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>>Do you bathe?
>>( _ ) Yes
>>( _ ) No
>>( _ ) Not applicable
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>>If yes, how often do you bathe?
>>( _ ) Weekly
>>( _ ) Monthly
>>( _ ) Yearly
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>>( _ ) On leap years
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>>Color of teeth:
>>( _ ) Yellow
>>( _ ) Brownish-Yellow
>>( _ ) Paan Brown
>>( _ ) Black
>>( _ ) Others - Give exact color (call nearest Asian Paints dealer if
>>you don't know the color of your teeth) :______________ ( _ ) Not
>>applicable
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>>How far is your home from a paved road?
>>( _ )10 miles ( _ )20miles ( _ )don't know what road is
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>>____________________
>>Your thumb imparesson
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>>(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy
>>thumb impresson also. Please provide your own thumb impresson.)
>>PLEASE
>>DO NOT USE FINGERS OF YOUR LEGS. Use thumb on your left hand
>>only. If
>>you dont have left hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not
>>have right hand, use thumb on left hand.
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>>NOTE: IF YOU DON'T HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT
>>DRIVE AND THERE IS NO KOSCHEN OF DRIVING LICENSE !
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>>Yours Truly
>>LALOO
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