Double Meaning Messages

12/22/08

Home
Absurd Messages
Cool Jokes
Crude Jokes
Daring Messages
Double Meaning Messages
Flirt Messages
Shut Them Up
Funny Jokes
Clinton Jokes
Language of Love
Love Jokes
Misleading Messages
One Liners
Pick Up Lines
Profundities
SMS Poems
Story Messages
True Love
Text Insults

 

 Funny SMS Jokes..
☻He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

☻Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.

 

☻How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes 
Devide her legs
And square root her.

 

Home | About Me | My Blog | Feedback | GuestBook | STOCK TIPS | AishClub | Life Utilities | Song Collection | World Top Ten | Topper | I Love Sardars | SMS Jokes | Cartoon Strips | Ripleys | Celeb Height | Celeb News | Bushism | Humour | Funny Quotes | Jokes (Strictly for Adults) | Trivia | Optical Illusions | Hoax | Funny Pics | MugShots | Weird Inventions | Weird News | TimePass | I.Q. Test | Homosexuality | AishMail | Kiss | Exercise | Poetry | Friendship Tips | Love Tips | Love Test | Love Games | Love Letters | True Love Stories | Love Questionnarre | Dating | Romantic Gift Ideas | Plays | WallPapers

This site was last updated 06/08/08