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Here is a wonderful piece of writing on
cows and
economies
TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your
herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on
the income.
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> INFOSYS ECONOMICS
> You have 2 cows. You put both of them on the bench.
> And hire another to do the job.
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> WIPRO ECONOMICS
> You have two cows. You don't have any onsite
> requirement. You process visa for both & train them
> how to milk. Then let them find a different place.
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> TCS ECONOMICS
> You have 2 cows. You tell them that only one will go
> to onsite.You ask both of them to fight for the only
> H1B Visa. Both of them die after fighting.
>
> HCL ECONOMICS
> You have 2 cows. You milk them only for 24 hours on
> just 7 days a week.
> They run away.
>
> PCS Economics
> You have 2 cows. You train them for two months on how
> to milk themselves.
> Then u ask them to pull bullock carts
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> INDIAN ECONOMICS
> You have two cows. You worship them.
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> PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
> You dont have any cows. You claim that the Indian cows
> belong to you.
> You ask the US for financial aid, China for military
> aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for machines,
> Germany for technology, French for
> submarines,Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and
> Japan for equipment. You buy the cows with all this
> and claim of exploitation by
> the world.
>
> AMERICAN ECONOMICS
> You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to
> produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise
> when the cow drops dead.
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> FRENCH ECONOMICS
> You have two cows. You go on strike because you want
> three cows.
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> GERMAN ECONOMICS
> You have two cows. You reengineer them so that they
> live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk
> themselves.
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> BRITISH ECONOMICS
> You have two cows. They are both mad cows.
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> ITALIAN ECONOMICS
> You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You
> break for lunch.
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> SWISS ECONOMICS
> You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You
> charge others for storing them.
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> JAPANESE ECONOMICS
> You have two cows. You redesign them so that they are
> onetenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
> twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon
> cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.
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> RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
> You have two cows. You count them and learn you have
> five cows. You count
> them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them
> again and
> learn
> you
> have 17 cows. You give up counting and open another
> bottle of
> vodka.
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> CHINESE ECONOMICS
> You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them.
> You claim
> full employment,high bovine productivity and arrest
> anyone reporting the actual numbers. |
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