☻Q : Why was Monica Lewinsky transferred from the White House to the Pentagon?
A : She was traded for two brunettes and a redhead to be named later.

☻"One thing's for sure about Clinton...
He sure doesn't neglect domestic affairs!"         

☻Q :  Why does Clinton wish he was like Ted Kennedy?
A :  Cause Kennedy has an ex-wife and a dead girlfriend   

☻Q : How does Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away from the White House?
A : He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride       

☻Q : What did Clinton say to Gore about the whole affair?
A : Pardon me   

☻News item: Mike McCurry, the President s Press Secretary, has just resigned. He could no longer keep a straight face