Sardar On A Bus

A Sardar is travelling in a DTC bus in Delhi. It's a busy day and our Sardarji is roughing it out, standing up in the aisle and all. In his right hand is his briefcase (which appears to contain some valuables), with his left he is grabbing on to the railing for dear life.

The conductor approaches him for a ticket. The Sardar who doesn't have a free hand to pull out his wallet gives the conductor a helpless look. The conductor reaches out for the Sardar's briefcase in an effort to help him out.

"nahin! tum upar pakdo" says the Sardar clutching onto his briefcase