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>> >
>> > >>A new lecturer (also a Bihari professor) was
>> > unable to
>> > >>control the class.The guys were just talking
>> > without giving any
>> > >>attention to him.
>> > >>So he wanted to send a guy who was creating most
>> > of the
>> > >>problem out. But he does n't know how to put it in
>> > English..
>> > >>He went near the guy. Shouted "follow me" .The guy
>> > >>followed him till he went out of the class.Now
>> > the lecturer turned back
>> > >>and again shouted "Don't follow me" and went
>> > inside the class..........
>> > >>
>> > >
>> > >>Prof. Bihari
>> > >>#Inside the Class :
>> > >>----------------
>> > >>* Open the doors of the window. Let the
>> > atmosphere come in.
>> > >>* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force
>> > come in.
>> > >>* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger
>> > half.
>> > >>* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed
>> > away in the corridor
>> > >>* You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER
>> > the class .. )
>> > >>* Both of u three, get out of the class.
>> > >>* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have
>> > winter in my
>> > >>nose today ...
>> > >>* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of
>> > Silver.....
>> > >>* Take 5 cm wire of any length....
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >># About his family :
>> > >> ----------------
>> > >>* I have two daughters. Both of them are
>> > girls...(?)
>> > >>
>> > >
>> > >># At the ground :
>> > >>-------------
>> > >>* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
>> > >>* There is no wind in the balloon.
>> > >>
>> > >
>> > >># To a boy, angrily :
>> > >> -----------------
>> > >>* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >># Giving a punishment :
>> > >>-------------------
>> > >>* You, rotate the ground four times...
>> > >>* You, go and under-stand the tree...
>> > >>* You three of you, stand together separately.
>> > >>* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)
>> > >>
>> > >
>> > >># Sir at his best :
>> > >> ---------------
>> > >>Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By
>> > chance, he happened to see
>> > >>one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy
>> > did not see them. So the
>> > >>next day at school... ( to that boy ) - "
>> > Yesterday I saw you WITH MY
>> > >>WIFE at the Cinema Theatre" |
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