Top Ten Indicators Of Your Having Become An "Amrikan Dood"

10. You think most Indian teenagers are pure and chaste. 

9. You think everyone in the world knows about the O.J. Simpson case. 

8. You can't believe the world wide web exists in India. You can't believe Delhi has had phone services like call waiting and the other fancy stuff you get here for the past three years and you can't believe there have been ATM (like MAC) machines in Indian cities for more than 7 years. 

7. You like Broccoli. 

6. You find cricket to be boring but watch golf, bowling or curling on TV. 

5. You express sarcasm with "Yeah, right." 

4. When you see anyone at all pass by you on the road, you greet them with a "Howz it goin", "Whassup" or "How you doin" and keep walking on. 

3. You say "interesting" when either you don't care or think it is weird. 

2. You refer to India as a Third World Country. 

1. You understood, enjoyed and could relate to every joke in Asian Jokes & Funny Pictures.