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☻Linux is
like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside … |
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☻NOKIA VIRUS
Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN
code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME |
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☻Birdy birdy
in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry,
I'm just happy that cows can't fly! |
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☻I'd ride u
sitting, I'd ride u lying. If u were a bird I'd ride u flying.
And when ur dead and long forgotten I'll dig u up and ride u
rotten. |
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☻DO NOT
PRESS ANY KEY This is: -Virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone
Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS? |
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☻Feeling
stoned? feeling high? Fuck a duck and try to fly. |
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☻Don't drink
water.… Fish fuck in it! |
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☻5
differences between Turkish en ET: ET looked better, ET learned
English, ET came alone, ET had his own bike and wanted to go
home! |
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☻Hello I am
a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will
leave, I can't find a brain. |
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☻I don't
love. I don't care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies
I don't cry, I just fuck another guy. |
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☻Idiot (id-ee-it)
n.- One who disagrees with you. |
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☻Elvis is
dead and I don't feel so good myself. |
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☻Little
birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. i don't scream, i
don't cry. i thank the lord that cow's can't fly! |
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☻Roses are
red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't… |
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☻I'm popey
the sailorman, I'm member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the
triger, I kill a fucking nigger. I'm popey the sailor man, toet
toet. |
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☻I met a boy
in the states i give him my hart he gave me aids. |
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☻Mommy,
Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.. Shut up, Albert… |
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☻How to keep
an idiot entertained *press down* ...................
.................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up* |
☻The best
anti-virus program for a computer is SAVE-SEX.
Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive. |
