"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love ."
From 'Annie Hall' 1977. |
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"A
fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed
with me, she said 'no'." |
"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there
when it happens."
From 'Death' 1975. |
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"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent
an evening with an insurance salesman?" |
"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
From 'Without Feathers' 1976. |
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"I
failed to make the chess team because of my height." |
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"I
believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.
Between five, it's fantastic." |
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"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer
sex raises some pretty good questions." |
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"I
don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to
achieve it through not dying." |
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"I'm
very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his
deathbed, sold me this watch." |
