"Ever wonder
if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?"
John Mendosa.
"What's
another word for thesaurus?"
Steven Wright.
"This is
the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read
two."
George Burns.
"Some are
born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers."
Daniel J. Boorstin.
"Only one
man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me."
G.W. Hegel.
"To write
a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit."
Enoch Powell.
"Only one
thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on
the planet."
Mark Twain.
"When I
am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books
were read."
Hilliare Belloc.
"I hate
to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've
always worked for me."
Hunter S. Thompson.
"Build a
man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be
warm for the rest of his life."
Terry Pratchett. |
