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>) The night was dark, the moon was
high,
> > >I stopped my car....u wondered why?
> > >I leant so close, u felt shy.
> > >I uttered those three words....
> > >I ......la.......puncture !!
> > >
> > >
> > >2) Friends r like mirrors
> > >they r our reflection |
> > >you r damn lucky I look good !!!!
> > >
> > >
> > >3) You - cute
> > >You = hot
> > >You = sweet
> > >You = intelligent
> > >You = amazing
> > >You = perfect
> > >Me = liar.
> > >
> > >
> > >4) I have a confession to make, ever since I have
> known u,
> > >Its kinda hard for me to forget u.
> > >Every night u appear in my dreams
> > >And I find my self shouting.....
> > >BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
> > >
> > >
> > >5) I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
> > >Then I look at you......
> > >I ......
> > >I .......
> > >I rather look at the stars again. *****
> > >
> > >
> > >6) Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.
> > >It would never be complete without few sweets n
> nuts.
> > >Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
> > >
> > >
> > >7) If lord Krishna flirts, people say its RAAS
> LEELA.
> > >If we flirt, people say our character is DHEELA.
> > >
> > >
> > >8) A good speech should b like a women's skirt...
> > >Long enough to cover the subject,
> > >And short enough to create interest.
> > >
> > >
> > >9) When u feel sad....
> > >To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
> > >"damn I am really sooo cute" u will overcome ur
> sadness.
> > >But don't make this a habit.....
> > >Coz liars go to hell !!!!
> > >
> > >
> > >10) Jassi singh tells his gf, "come home
> tomorrow, no one will
> > >b
> > >at home."
> > >When she goes the next day to his home.......
> > >There was NO ONE at home.
> > >
> > >
> > >11) What frustrates the sardarji when his wife
> delivers
> > >twins???
> > >He wonders who is the father of the second child.
> > >
> > >12) Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
> seconds.....
> > >5......
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >4.......
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >3.......
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >2.......
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >1........
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >LOADING.....
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >ERROR: no brain detected.
> > >
> > >
> > >13) WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be
> in ur hands
> > >all
> > >day."
> > >HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper,
> so I could have
> >
> > >a
> > >new one
> > >everyday."
> > >
> > >
> > >14) A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down
> a book and
> > >says
> > >:" too
> > >boring, too many characters and no story.
> > >LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the
> phone directory
> > >away??
> >
> >
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