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"Which
painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire?
The one nearest the door of course." |
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"Those
who can do, those who can't teach." |
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"Only
Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury
duty." |
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"England
and America are two countries divided by a common language."
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"My
reputation grows with every failure." |
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"When a
stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares
that it is his duty." |
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"Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous without ability."
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"A
government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the
support of Paul." |
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"I was
always unlawful; I broke the law when I was born because my parents
weren't married." |
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"Assassination is the extreme form of censorship." |
