"Don't knock
masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
Woody Allen.
"The big
difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money
costs less."
Brendan Francis.
"There we
were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that
guaranteed we wouldn't get laid."
Denis Leary.
"My
classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any
reason to limit myself."
Emo Philips.
"It's
better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to
tell your mother."
Charles Pierce.
"A fast
word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she
said 'no'."
Woody Allen.
"We had
gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the
furniture."
Robin Williams.
"Life is
a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred
percent."
RD Laing.
"Love is
the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some
pretty good questions."
Woody Allen.
"An
intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than
sex."
Edgar Wallace. |
