"The only
reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my
American Express bill."
Peter Ustinov.
"More and
more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net income
with my gross habits."
John Nelson.
"Gentlemen prefer bonds."
Andrew Mellon.
"I told
the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the
seaside."
Ken Dodd.
"We
didn't actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short
of our expenditure."
Keith Davis.
"If you
owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million,
that's the bank's problem."
JP Getty.
"I've got
all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock this afternoon."
Henry Youngman.
"To make
a million, start with $900,000."
Morton Shulman.
"Anyone
who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."
Oscar Wilde.
"A
bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist."
Franklin Jones. |
