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"Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of
enemy." |
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"I
speak Esparanto like a native." |
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"In
India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he
had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife." |
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"Hi
vibrato sounded like he was driving a tractor over a ploughed
field with weights tied to his scrotum." |
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"A
sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree." |
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"It
was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
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"I
thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I
thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine." |
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"My
Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic."
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"You
silly twisted boy." |
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"I
shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to
prove it." |
