"When a man
steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
Sacha Guitry.
"There is
one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with
another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
Steve Martin.
"Behind
every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
Groucho Marx.
"In
married life three is company and two none."
Oscar Wilde.
"It was a
perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
Spike Milligan.
"My
advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy;
if not, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates.
"The
General was essentially a man of peace, except of course in his domestic
affairs."
Oscar Wilde.
"Love is
temporary insanity curable by marriage."
Ambrose Bierce.
"I was
married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
Groucho Marx.
"My wife
has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to
breathe."
Jimmy Durante. |
