"Only
Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty."
George Bernard Shaw.
"A Lawyer
will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth."
Patrick Murray.
"The one
great principle of English law is to make business for itself."
Charles Dickens.
"A man
may as well open an oyster without a knife, as a lawyer's mouth without
a fee."
Barton Holyday.
"The only
way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing."
Will Rogers.
"A group
of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was
black. That was wrong; they should have killed him because he was a
lawyer."
Whitney Brown.
"No
brilliance is required in law, just common sense and relatively clean
fingernails."
John Mortimer.
"Under
the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be
Irish."
Ted Whitehead.
"An
incompetent lawyer can delay a trial for months or years. A competent
lawyer can delay one even longer."
Evelle Younger.
"A
countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats."
Benjamin Franklin. |
