"My
doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the
bill he gave me six months more."
Walter Matthau. |
"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head
examined."
Samuel Goldwyn. |
"A
woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like
Bo Derek. He gave her a labotomy."
Joan Rivers. |
"She
got her looks from her father: He's a plastic surgeon."
Groucho Marx. |
"No-one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish."
Kin Hubbard. |
"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a
disease named after me."
Steve Martin. |
"Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down."
Dick Sharples. |
"I
have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
Spike Milligan. |
"A
psychiatrist is a man who goes to a strip club and watches the
audience."
Merv Stockwood. |
"I'm
always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated
that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I
can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they
know who your dentist is?"
Paul Merton. |
