"There is
only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad."
Salvador Dali.
"If it
sells, it's art."
Frank Lloyd.
"Salvador
Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these
seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment,
frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and,
without a word, showing them the door."
Luis Bunuel.
"This is
either a forgery or a damn clever original."
Frank Sullivan.
"Anyone
who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed."
Adolf Hitler.
"Modern
art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade
themselves they have a better idea."
John Ciardi.
"An
amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable
him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him
to paint."
Ben Shahn.
"When
having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy."
Billy Hughes.
"The art
galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw."
Humphrey Davy.
"I
inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and
a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and
Stradivarius was a terrible painter."
Tommy Cooper. |
