10 Sins of Indians

10. Marrying a blond is a sin. Making love to a blond is a partial sin.

9.  Pre-marital sex is a sin. Marital sex is a partial sin.

8.  Taking dowry is a sin. Giving dowry is a partial sin.

7.  Bullying one's wife is a sin. Having to submit is a partial sin.

6.  Gambling is a sin. Playing cards is a partial sin.

5.  Drinking is a sin. Smoking is a partial sin.

4.  Eating beef is a sin. Eating pork is a partial sin.

3.  Hurting a cow is a sin. Hurting insects is a partial sin.

2.  Not phoning home is a sin. Running up a huge bill is a partial sin.

1.  Forgetting first language is a sin. Speaking with an accent is a partial sin.